Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
What is the thinnest book in the world?"What men know about women."
What's the difference between your wife and your job?After five years your job will still suck.
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck ...
Your Mama is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have balls to scratch.
What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?Pack his lunch and send him to work.
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