A man wakes up hard out of a deep sleep and, nudges his wife awake and asks: "Why don't we play it on, eh?"She replies: "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go bac...
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, he leans over an...
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood."How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer."Three times," Jeff said without hesitation."That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing."That makes sense," Jeff said, ...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to ...
Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an advert in the paper which outlined her requirements.She wanted a man who:1. would treat her nicely.2. Wouldn't run away from her.3. Would be good in bed.Then one day, she heard the doorbell ring and answered it. On the front porch wa...
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".She says: "What are you thinking now?""Looks like I did a pretty good job!"
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