A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the...
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. O...
THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise:1) Jumping to conclusions.2) Flying off the handle.3) Carrying things too far.4) Dodging responsibilities and5) Pushing their luck.
Why do men fart louder than women?Because they have a microphone and two speakers.
What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?One sells watches and the other watches cells.
A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."
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